If you give a woman a house...

...she'll want to take the ugly drapes down and put up her curtains.

When she takes her curtains out of storage, she'll realize that they're in desperate need of washing.

After she washes the curtains, she'll realize that they need to be dried.

After she dries the curtains, she'll see that they need to be ironed.

After she's ironed the curtains and waited patiently until her handy husband arrives home to install them, she'll realize the curtains have shrunk and are too small for the window and she has to go buy new ones.

...But if the house you give the woman is the first house the woman has ever owned in her entire life, she'll hum her way happily to the store and start the whole process over again...

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